End of Summer Blues Candy Corn to the Rescue

End of Summer Blues Candy Corn to the RescueEnd of Summer Blues? Candy Corn to the RescueEnd of Summer Blues Candy Corn to the RescueMonday was Labor Day, the unofficial end of summer. And were all feeling a renewed sense of optimism about the job market, right? If not, cheer up The first candy corn of the season is out, and we all know there aint nothin funniern placing two candy corn kernels over your front teeth and flashing a big yellow smile around the office. Alas, if youre one of those who doesnt find that as amusing as I do, perhaps these humorous job-related sayings will help bring a smile (albeit not a big yellow-toothed smile) to your face as you work on your resumes, cover letters, and interview techniquesNapping at WorkResearchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up youll feel so good, youll be able to start looking for a new job.Jay LenoBusiness ClothesYour geschftlicher umgan g clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. Scott Adams (Dilbert)Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. Henry David ThoreauThe Law of the AlibiIf you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.Author UnknownNot Liking Your JobIf you dont like your job you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way. Homer SimpsonOh, you hate your job? Why didnt you say so? Theres a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. Drew CareyDates vs. Job InterviewsA date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where theres a chance youll end up naked at the end of it. Jerry SeinfeldHope you enjoyed those. Oh, by the way, it may be a bad idea to do the yellow candy-corn teeth thing in a job interview. (Just thought Id mention that.)